And can live - it's not all? Grandpa Go.
- Was you in Cyprus?
There were many times!
- And in Magadan was?
- Then you still have everything ahead!
In hot Cyprus, tourists, after seeing the fur store, say to their companions:
- Maybe I'll try on a fur coat, let's go in?
This is heat!
Far from Moscow to Cyprus?
"Hours to get there?"
How is it?
"Five hours in a traffic jam to the airport and three hours of flight!"
And from Cyprus to Moscow?
- Fast, three hours and at home!
"Winnie, are not we going to see Brother Rabbit?"
"And what's he got there with honey smeared?"
- And zivaniey, he is in Cyprus!
... - Here's a pig thoughtful ...
The Cypriot pun.
I sit in a Cypriot tavern eating "stolen meat." Policemen came in, wished for a pleasant appetite ... and they did not arrest us.
* The stolen meat is Greek. kleftiko (national dish) *
The true Cypriot of his homeland should know three basic words:
pentakosha, avrio and cigar.
With Russian summer, then Cypriot winter.
(Cypriot folk proverb).
Not so terrible boss, like Pambos himself.
One summer, Winnie the Pooh and Piglet rested in Cyprus. We went to sunbathe on the beach, settled on hot sand. Vinny asks Piglet after a while:
"Piglet, is it hot for you?"
"It's hot for Vinny," Piglet replies.
Some time passes and again Vinnie asks:
"Are you hot, Piglet?"
"It's hot, very hot, Vinny," Piglet replies.
A long time passed and Piglet suddenly asked:
"Winnie, what are we going to eat today?"
Winnie the Pooh looked at the blushing, sun-robed piglet and said:
- I would like of course Kleptik Piglet, but what will happen ... you light up yet, sunbathe!
Arriving from Russia to Cyprus, I learned to ride on the "encounter" and not be afraid that they will be fined for this. As if it would not become a habit, after all, back home back!
SIGA-SIGA (slowly, slowly):
Cyprus time coefficient, at which 1 minute of astronomical time is equal to 53 minutes of Cypriot time, smoothly transferring to AVRIO (tomorrow).
HELP: It is believed that the astronomical clock corresponds to the biological rhythm of human life, and living by them is natural and healthy.
Apparently Cypriot watches are more useful!