Today: December 12 2018
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A little humor from Grandpa Go


And can live - it's not all? Grandpa Go.

- Was you in Cyprus?
There were many times!
- And in Magadan was?
No…
- Then you still have everything ahead!

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In hot Cyprus, tourists, after seeing the fur store, say to their companions:
- Maybe I'll try on a fur coat, let's go in?
This is heat!

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Far from Moscow to Cyprus?
"Hours to get there?"
How is it?
"Five hours in a traffic jam to the airport and three hours of flight!"
And from Cyprus to Moscow?
- Fast, three hours and at home!

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"Winnie, are not we going to see Brother Rabbit?"
Piglet asked.
"And what's he got there with honey smeared?"
asked Winnie.
- And zivaniey, he is in Cyprus!
replied Piglet.
... - Here's a pig thoughtful ...
thought Winnie.

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The Cypriot pun.

I sit in a Cypriot tavern eating "stolen meat." Policemen came in, wished for a pleasant appetite ... and they did not arrest us.

* The stolen meat is Greek. kleftiko (national dish) *

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The true Cypriot of his homeland should know three basic words:
pentakosha, avrio and cigar.

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With Russian summer, then Cypriot winter.
(Cypriot folk proverb).

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Not so terrible boss, like Pambos himself.

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One summer, Winnie the Pooh and Piglet rested in Cyprus. We went to sunbathe on the beach, settled on hot sand. Vinny asks Piglet after a while:
"Piglet, is it hot for you?"
"It's hot for Vinny," Piglet replies.

Some time passes and again Vinnie asks:
"Are you hot, Piglet?"
"It's hot, very hot, Vinny," Piglet replies.
...
A long time passed and Piglet suddenly asked:
"Winnie, what are we going to eat today?"
Winnie the Pooh looked at the blushing, sun-robed piglet and said:
- I would like of course Kleptik Piglet, but what will happen ... you light up yet, sunbathe!

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Arriving from Russia to Cyprus, I learned to ride on the "encounter" and not be afraid that they will be fined for this. As if it would not become a habit, after all, back home back!

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SIGA-SIGA (slowly, slowly):

Cyprus time coefficient, at which 1 minute of astronomical time is equal to 53 minutes of Cypriot time, smoothly transferring to AVRIO (tomorrow).
HELP: It is believed that the astronomical clock corresponds to the biological rhythm of human life, and living by them is natural and healthy.

Apparently Cypriot watches are more useful!

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