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One day two adults met enough. The first had a family, children, a house. The second one had nothing.

But the first needed advice, how to live on, what to do, how to be in the current situation. And he asked him from the second person, whom he considered more wise.
And the second replied:
"I can not advise you anything, I can only hear your advice."
The first was surprised and asked:
- Why not?
The answer was:
"Because you have a home where you return every day and you are the master of it." Because you have a family that you love, and they love you. Because you have children who ask you questions, and you give your father advice.
You thought I was more wise. But if I tell you- "follow me," do not go, because you will come to nowhere. If you say, "follow me," then I will follow you, because I will come home to the family and children.
So can I give you something to advise?

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"The mouth of the baby is truth".
Today I walked down the street. Little children were walking. And when he passed by, the girl looked at me about three years ago and said:
"Grandfather's coming!"
…Well. Already grandfather!
... Mom would say:
"You're already quite grown up, son!"

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Thoughts of a jaded person:
Never so pleased with the new "Lamborghini", as the first "Zaporozhets"!

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Life is unpredictable.
A bank credit card will not help in a toilet where there is no toilet paper ...

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Earthquake.
The earth sometimes shudders, trying to shake its skin to throw off excess parasites.

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In the circus, bears are taught to ride a bicycle.
As a child, riding on an "adult" bicycle, his legs often broke from the pedals. Painfully hitting the eggs on the frame, I realized that it was not a bear ...
But how roared!

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Ad.
On the poles of power transmission there is a sign with a skull and bones, written "do not climb, kill!"
I do not have such a tablet. Women, so why am I still single?

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First love.

The first pager.
The first cell phone.
The first computer.
The first social network.
The first like.

The first divorce.

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Do you want to hear advice? Advise me something!

A source: CypLIVE