Two grandmothers are coming. One other says:
- Well, the youth now went ...
And the second one answers:
- And you go, what stopped.
There are two children, obviously roaming the street. One asks the other:
"Will your parents scold you at home when you come?"
The second says:
- No, they should not ...
Then the first says:
"Well, then, we'll go to you."
Two heavily tipsy peasants are staggering. To one another he says:
- And we sat well.
The other in perplexity answers:
- And we that planted something?
There are two girls-schoolgirls and talking. One asks the other:
- Who likes you more from our class, Petya or Vaska?
The second answers:
- I like Petya, because he wears my schoolbag from school, and I like Vaska.
A husband and wife are walking along the street. My wife says:
- Darling, it seems to me that I have not bought something yet?
The husband answers:
"Probably the moon."
- And why is that?
- Yes, because today we were not there only.
There is an old man walking along the street and muttering:
- And now everyone walks, walks, walks ...
When I came up to him, I saw in his hands the old pocket watch "Pavel Bure" ...
The woman stopped, sat down on the bench and lit a cigarette. Deeply protracted and slowly with a groan exhaled:
- Bastard ...
Two young creatures passed by, clearly in love, and, running up in different directions, shouted to each other:
- See you in the "inst"!
As it turned out, this is not an institution. This is the social network Instagram.
I was overtaken by a man who, on the move, quietly read Yesenin's poems. Apparently there was a free minute to read.
I was stopped by a passer-by with a frowning face and asked:
- Man, can not I have a cigarette?
I was a little taken aback by surprise ...
And he pulled a pack of cigarettes out of his pocket, handed it to me and said:
"Cook, I dropped it."
Mom and daughter are walking along the street and the girl always asks:
"Mom, when will I grow up?" Mom, when will I be an adult?
So she wanted to say to her:
"Do not rush, little angel!" Live completely happy!
"REFLECTIONS" Grandpa Go