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Fairy tales and humor from Grandpa Go

Papa Carlo pulled out Pinocchio from the log. Sometimes it seems that this was not his only creation.

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The wolf and the seven Young goats. Mom went for milk with the words, these goats also need to drink.

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Little Red Riding Hood. Before the execution, the wolf thought of pies, but it was too late.

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About turnip. Draw and pull ... And offshore.

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About the fisherman and the fish. And the old man threw the net into the blue sea ... with his old woman.

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About the kolobok. Kolobok-a bun, I'll eat you! Eat! In Amsterdam, you can and koloboks.

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Princess Frog. And the frog threw off its frog skin, and turned into a beautiful princess ... But the character failed to throw off. That's a toad.

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Three piglets.

Once upon a time there were three pigs. Three brothers. All the same height, round, pink, with the same funny tails. Even their names were similar. The names of the piglets: Nif-Nif, Nuf-Nuf and Naf-Naf.

All summer the piglets tumbled in the green grass, warmed themselves in the sun, lounged in the puddles.

But then autumn came and they returned home to their elder brother Pykh-Pykh already fairly well sunk in the grass.

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Somehow the Nightingale the robber, Kashchei the Immortal and Baba Yaga together have gathered.

Should we play cards? Let's call Vanya to the party "fool"!

So everyone called him, Ivan the Fool ...

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Winnie the Pooh. Wisdom can be gained from the Owl. To eat at the Rabbit. Be friends with Piglet. And you can only love honey!

Dulcis fumus patriae [dulcis fumus patri] - The smoke of the fatherland is sweet.

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The night ... having lived to the gray hair, you have supper alone.
Himself cattle, himself a master.
(Joseph Brodsky)

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Night ... and no longer gray, more bald ...
Joseph Brodsky thought ...
Yes, and his mug very much obrydla ...
All the same cattle ...
(Grandpa Goh)

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Parable:
An old and wise man was asked:
- Tell my grandfather what is better - iPhone or Samsung?
Grandpa thought for a while and replied:
- Have you tried khinkali?

A source: CypLIVE